Things Have Been Okay. A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son,who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctorsfound nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted , "Mom, the toast is burned .""You talked! Y ...
I don't even know that woman A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!" 一对 ...
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages ? Betty: Because they had so many knights . 老师:为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢? 贝蒂:因为那时有许多骑士。(英文中的骑士和夜晚同音)
Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling . I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。 病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点 "This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north." ...
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the divo ...
Very stupid robbers Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!" 两个笨贼 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说: ...
96 、 Call it even. 扯平了 97 、 Not that I know of. 据我所知没有 98 、 Part of me thinks the kid’s right. 一方面我觉得这孩子没错 but another part of me thinks…… (选自拯救大兵瑞恩) 99 、 You fall for it every time. ...
91 、 I don''t give a/an damn / f*k / shoot / ass... 表示不在乎 . 92 、 The judging stuff has taken a lot out of me. ( take a lot out of sb=making sb tired ) 93 、 I asked around. Word is, he deals primarily in arms. ( Ocean Eleven ) 94 、 I bet you 20 buc ...
86 、 You guys, this cat is nothing like my grandma’s cat. ( nothing like sth 表示一点都不像) 87 、 If you want kids, then kids it is! 如果你想要孩子,那就要吧 Art it is/ two it is !!/ a hundred it is (名词加 it is 表示一种不耐烦语气) 88 、 Mind if I see some i ...